I just had to.....

[Teresa Heilevang]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." 

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

They all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
 "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant,
"I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says..
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?

[gunman42782]

I got to agree, Rosie is one of the most disgusting people in the world, but Michael Moore would give her a run for her money!

[wheels]

Glad you did - That was funny!!

ha ha ha ha ... made my morning.

[WymoreWrangler]

They would be my picks.....

[Crescendo]

Very good 

Thanx for sharing -

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