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[warhawke]

A guy at Warrior Talk Forum posted this;


The Private Military Contractors Creed

I am a U.S. Contractor…I look out for myself, the operators to my left and my right and no one else. I will always take advantage of the fact that I can finally tell military officers to pound sand, and will do so at every opportunity.

I am my country’s scapegoat , the “plausible deniability” warrior and I love it.

Less than $700 dollars a day is unacceptable.

I am trained to eat things that would make a Billy goat puke, but will refuse anything less than $60 dollars a day per diem because I am greedy.

I care not for ribbons and awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill the enemies of my country, and to finally get that boat I’ve always wanted.

I will be in better shape than 99% of the active duty personnel, although this is not hard.

I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear, and will trick out my M4 until it weighs more than 24 pounds, not because it works better, but because it looks cool in photographs.

I will carry more weapons, ammunition, and implements of death on my person, than an infantry fire team, and when engaged I will lay waste to everything around me.

In any combat zone , I will always locate the swimming pool , beer and a weight room, because I can.

I will deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets stupid, I will simply find another company that pays me more.

I swear!!!!