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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3570 on: March 14, 2011, 06:13:42 PM »
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3571 on: March 14, 2011, 06:31:51 PM »
I know a lesbo couple that supported obama 100% I should so buy one of those for them.
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3572 on: March 14, 2011, 07:11:20 PM »
I know a lesbo couple that supported obama 100% I should so buy one of those for them.

Maybe they make a double-ended one that has Biden on the other side.   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3573 on: March 14, 2011, 08:30:57 PM »
Maybe they make a double-ended one that has Biden on the other side.   ;D
He needs to be good for something.

Not true, if he was good for anything he would not need to be a Dem.
It's probably made out of FOAM rubber, in keeping with his career as a useless prick.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3574 on: March 15, 2011, 12:29:18 AM »






Soooooo..since you felt comfortable posting this....
 does this mean I finally passed my test to be in your secret "just for boys" club? 8)


((And for the record.. things made out of foam rubber are NOT useless..  ;) )
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3575 on: Today at 04:01:58 AM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3575 on: March 15, 2011, 12:41:18 AM »




Soooooo..since you felt comfortable posting this....
 does this mean I finally passed my test to be in your secret "just for boys" club? 8)


((And for the record.. things made out of foam rubber are NOT useless..  ;) )

I always though you started that club..
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3576 on: March 15, 2011, 02:05:51 AM »




Soooooo..since you felt comfortable posting this....
 does this mean I finally passed my test to be in your secret "just for boys" club? 8)


((And for the record.. things made out of foam rubber are NOT useless..  ;) )

True, seat cushions can come in real handy.
But for this purpose.......
Well, you'd know more about it than I would.   ;D
Why should the Aussies be the only ones on the shit list  ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3577 on: March 15, 2011, 03:59:17 AM »
True, seat cushions can come in real handy.
But for this purpose.......
Well, you'd know more about it than I would.   ;D
Why should the Aussies be the only ones on the shit list  ;D

Cos we come from good convict stock and are used to being hassled by the man umm err in this case WOMAN.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3578 on: March 15, 2011, 11:06:51 AM »
I should fit in nicely, I'm Irish  ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3579 on: March 19, 2011, 01:01:16 AM »
Might be a repost...



A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her.
She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies smiling.
Sniffling a little bit he continues.. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that, too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
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