Default Implantable Microchip for Terrorists
The implant is specifically designed to be inserted in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
The chip comes in a variety of sizes, and installation is implemented through a 0.223 to 0.50 caliber injection apparatus used by technicians of the U.S. Marines, U.S. Army, and Navy Seals.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by the aforementioned hightly-trained and skilled delivery technicians, who will also conduct the actual procedure.
No anesthesia required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, such as severe headaches, nausea, and joint pain are extremely temporary. There have been some reported cases of overpenetration when the correctly sized injection devices were unavailable. However, these did not result in the microchips being rendered ineffective.
Some bleeding or swelling can occur at the injection site. However, in almost all cases, the recipient won't notice it.
Any forgiveness or judgment occurs at meeting with God, and the technicians are only liable for arranging the aforementioned meeting.
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