Classic joke thread...

[Badgersmilk]

[Badgersmilk]

[Badgersmilk]

[fightingquaker13]

Actually, I think it's FQ's place.   


Sorry dude, but I couldn't resist.

Actually, you beat me to it! I yam, what I yam!
FQ13

[Badgersmilk]

Quakermobile. 

[Sponsor]

[Badgersmilk]

[Badgersmilk]

If women were smart, and really wanted us to give a crap about wedding planning.

[JC5123]

BOY WHAT A GREAT WOMAN I AM GLAD TO HEAR THEIR ARE WOMEN WHO THINK ABOUT THIS AND LIVE IT..

        A real woman is a man's best friend.
       
        She will never stand him up and never let him down.

        She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him with his every desire.
       
        She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
       
        She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
       
        She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him 
        to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. 
         
       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.


        That's what beer does...
        Never mind....

[PegLeg45]

A Playboy at the bar, having already downed a few power drinks, turns around, faces her, looks her straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, she responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state do you represent?"

[Dakotaranger]

You might be a hunter if someone says look at that rack, and you reach for you're deer rifle