Top Ten Reasons To Vote Democratic

[billt]

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
 whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
 a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
 at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
 job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
 nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
 and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
 murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
 that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a
 home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
 babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive
 and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
 free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
 should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
 allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
 give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
 Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
 the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
 get their agendas past the voters.

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
 pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
 because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in
 America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those
 other countries.

The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
“We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."

[alfsauve]

Ditto

[Big Frank]

I'm all for Democrats having abortions. The less Democrats we have the better.

[billt]

I'm all for Democrats having abortions. The less Democrats we have the better.

That I cannot argue with! 

[Solus]

I'm all for Democrats having abortions. The less Democrats we have the better.

Not only that, it reduces the Deceased Voting Block.

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