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You Can't Fix Stupid
« on: December 30, 2007, 12:31:55 PM »
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington, DC
appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:


        1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop
specializing in handguns.

        2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

        3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked
police patrol car parked at the front door.

        4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

    The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a
9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several
customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2007, 02:00:54 PM »
Marshal'ette,

Have you got a link to this?

Thanks
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 02:35:38 PM »
Don Worsham
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 02:42:06 PM »
Looks like stupid got fixed pretty good...at least 23 times!
Used to be "The only thing to FEAR was FEAR ITSELF", nowadays "The only thing to FEAR is GETTING CAUGHT!"

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2007, 03:25:45 PM »
Ya know, I think the real version is even better.
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2007, 03:59:45 PM »
Sounds to me like the stupid got fixed.
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2007, 04:53:13 PM »
Even when you fully believe in Creation, you do have to admit that natural selection and survival of the fittest has a place in our world!

What I would like to see is the security tape and see if there was ever an oops moment in this guy's facial reaction.
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2007, 05:19:37 PM »
Sorry, I was away form the computer this afternoon..
A friend of mine sent that to me and it had no link.. and you know I didn't even think to check it out first. :-[
Glad you did Don.. ( I'll remember that when it Squibby and I take you into capture. We might take it a little easier on you) ;D
There is sure a lot of no-thinkers out there..that is for sure. ::)
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2007, 06:06:30 PM »
Snopes says it is true.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp
I was having a bad day, then I read this!!!!!!
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2007, 07:19:02 PM »
I used to get "Shooting Times" magazine and they had a monthly feature called "Dumb Crook Award"...I think this doorknob wins handsdown.  I do remember one guy who tried to rob a bar/restaurant which was the hangout for on and off duty cops but he just went to prison not to heaven/hell whatever.
Used to be "The only thing to FEAR was FEAR ITSELF", nowadays "The only thing to FEAR is GETTING CAUGHT!"

 

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