Celebrity Night at the range

[alfsauve]

So our little fledgling USPSA club had our local match Thursday.   7 production and 1 Open shooters.   We hold this at a new indoor range in north Atlanta and we take up one of the 3 bays.   We're all ready to shoot and someone says our junior shooter is with her grand-dad in the next bay getting a lesson.   Since I know the young girl I walk over and discover she's getting a shooting lesson,not from her grand-dad, but from Randi Rodgers!!

For those who don't know here's a few highlights about Randi:

11-Time Cowboy Action Ladies World Champion (1999-2009)
2-Time IDPA Ladies National Champion (2008-2009)
2008 USPSA Ladies Production National Champion
2009 Ladies Production Bianchi Champion
2009 USPSA Ladies Limited-10 National Champion

Plus add Limited-10 and Production Ladies champ for 2010

I, of course, introduced myself, like a gentleman, and invited her to shoot with us.   Maybe another night she says.   I'm going to work on getting her, if not to shoot a match with us, at least give us a "demo" run of one of our stages. 

Our junior shooter, turns out, while she's new to USPSA, is a nationally ranked jr in CAS !   I better watch out, she'll be passing me in scoring soon.

Here's the USPSA picture of Randi shooting.







And as if anyone cares at this point, or even bothered to scroll down this far, I placed in the middle of the pack, which is a step up for me.

[tombogan03884]

Impressing a cutie is always good motivation 

[Rob10ring]

We don't get anyone like that in our local range. We did have Jim Belushi in last year.

[MikeBjerum]

You know I just realized something ...

Every time I've had the pleasure, and I mean PLEASURE, of shooting with one of the fine ladies of USPSA and every time I've seen porn from one of you doing the same, they are all wearing shorts.  Does the word LEGS come to the perverted mind of anyone else 

[fightingquaker13]

Those are TACTICAL shorts! They are designed to distract. If the amount of bold and caps in you post is any indication, it works. My advice? Fight fire with fire. Your next match, wear a pair of tiny tight black shorts. It might not be a pleasurable experience for the competition, but it will distract them.
FQ13 who would like you to repay me for this fine bit of coaching by NOT posting pictures.

[Sponsor]

[tombogan03884]

Those are TACTICAL shorts! They are designed to distract. If the amount of bold and caps in you post is any indication, it works. My advice? Fight fire with fire. Your next match, wear a pair of tiny tight black shorts. It might not be a pleasurable experience for the competition, but it will distract them.
FQ13 who would like you to repay me for this fine bit of coaching by NOT posting pictures.

Agree with FQ on all 3 counts.
But especially the 3rd.

Story about something else that made me want to wash out my eyes with battery acid :

Last Saturday I was doing some errands around town that wound up with me walking up Main St. with my (for distance and yes it matters to the story) glasses on . One section is pull in parking as I was approaching ( 100 yards ) that area I see a large old woman crouching at the open trunk of a car, basically in the street, As I got closer (75 Yds) she stood up and I thought, Gee, her dress is all messed up, at 50 yards I saw the paper fluttering    
The old bat probably would have took her dump on the side walk but there were people walking there.  
No wonder Obummer won    

[MikeBjerum]

Those are TACTICAL shorts! They are designed to distract. If the amount of bold and caps in you post is any indication, it works. My advice? Fight fire with fire. Your next match, wear a pair of tiny tight black shorts. It might not be a pleasurable experience for the competition, but it will distract them.
FQ13 who would like you to repay me for this fine bit of coaching by NOT posting pictures.

Don't make me post the UPS photo again 

[tombogan03884]

Don't make me post the UPS photo again 

Those are TACTICAL shorts! They are designed to distract. If the amount of bold and caps in you post is any indication, it works. My advice? Fight fire with fire. Your next match, wear a pair of tiny tight black shorts. It might not be a pleasurable experience for the competition, but it will distract them.
FQ13 who would like you to repay me for this fine bit of coaching by NOT posting pictures.

                                                                     

[MikeBjerum]

                                                                     

So, it is all just for Julie and Jessie ... and there was the day with M'ette and the buttless chaps 

[tombogan03884]

So, it is all just for Julie and Jessie ... and there was the day with M'ette and the buttless chaps 

Nice try, but we know she had jeans under them.
At least in YOUR pictures