Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, MARSHALLLLLLLLLLLL, Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyy,
to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, and many more.
Believe me, this is better than my singing.
M'ette, do let us in on the spanking part. You have all those nice western belts, ooh.