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Big Frank

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5040 on: April 26, 2017, 03:04:32 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5041 on: April 26, 2017, 04:04:46 PM »
Frank, it's not a joke.
 They're over $400
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5042 on: April 26, 2017, 05:30:30 PM »
We were selling $10 torn, weathered, filthy Levi's to Icelandic girls for a Benjamin back in 76-77! 

The real deal and the more worn out the better! 

You could probably barter for "special compensation" but my girlfriend was a local..she kept a death grip on my junk! 

LOL
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5043 on: April 26, 2017, 11:14:41 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 26, 2017, 04:04:46 PM
Frank, it's not a joke.
 They're over $400

I know it's not a joke. It's just ridiculous.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5044 on: April 27, 2017, 06:00:52 AM »
They're to o with the "man bun".
Or, as I call it, "the gobblers knob"
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5045 on: Today at 05:25:25 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5045 on: April 27, 2017, 02:40:06 PM »
Any guy who has a man bun deserves a good beating. Wearing one should be a crime. The beating shouldn't.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5046 on: April 27, 2017, 02:43:38 PM »
Unless it Toshiro Mifume. Then you might want to be polite, but the rest of them are just faggots.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5047 on: April 27, 2017, 02:52:39 PM »
Since he's dead he won't get an ass kicking and he can't give me one either.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5048 on: April 27, 2017, 03:09:02 PM »
If ypu have a beard,  can't change a tire, shave.
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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5049 on: April 27, 2017, 03:20:57 PM »
Quote from: TAB on April 27, 2017, 03:09:02 PM
If ypu have a beard,  can't change a tire, shave.


Note to women,
If your boyfriend doesn't know how to change a tire you are a lesbian.
That applies if he has a gobblers knob or fake dirt as well.
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