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His and Her Diary
« on: December 04, 2007, 04:42:32 PM »
HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.



We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.



Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, “Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.


Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:

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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 05:35:47 PM »
Pretty well sums it up!

How can they say we're confusing and hard to understand?

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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 06:02:46 PM »
How can they say we're confusing and hard to understand?

wow, do you REALLY want me and Marshal'ette to answer this question?   ;) ;) ;)
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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 06:41:25 PM »
wow, do you REALLY want me and Marshal'ette to answer this question?   ;) ;) ;)

No Thanks!!!

I've got one  :-* here just chomping at the chance to educate me  :'(
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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 07:38:41 PM »
LMAO! That's funny!
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Re: His and Her Diary
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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 06:50:29 AM »
Did you here he bought her a mood ring. They found out that when she feel's good the ring turn's blue and when she feel's bad it leaves a ugly red mark on his forehead. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 08:36:53 PM »
LMAO! that's a good one!
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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2007, 04:44:43 AM »
That is a good un!  A lot of truth in that one.
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Re: His and Her Diary
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 07:52:58 AM »
real good one :)
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