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Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« on: May 19, 2012, 08:13:03 AM »
Another year for our resident devil from Tasmania!

Happy Birthday Mate!

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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgmeister!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 08:23:36 AM »
Have a great one down there.
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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgmeister!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 08:40:45 AM »
Happy birthday, you bogan you!!!! Get pissed on Fosters while you throw another shrimp on the barbie, and then everyone chunder!! Then have a go at some sheila and play with your digereedoo!


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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 09:18:16 AM »
LET THE DRINKING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 09:58:14 AM »
Happy birthday, you bogan you!!!! Get pissed on Fosters while you throw another shrimp on the barbie, and then everyone chunder!! Then have a go at some sheila and play with your digereedoo!


Did I get all those stereotypes right? ? ?

No you didn't, real Aussies export Fosters.
They drink drink Cooper's (happy 150th, almost as old as Sledge  ;D ).

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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 10:37:37 AM »
Thanks Fellas  :P

and not all of us drink coopers, some of us have taste.. Them South Aussies are so used to drinking Bore Water that their pallets cant differentiate beer thats been properly made and fermented using the cleanest water in the world to that of Coopers which is made from the extracted sweat of a thousand abbos armpits and strained through their undergarments prior to bottling. It does this for two reasons one is the Bore Water is uttely foul and two it uses the process to artifically colour the beer a brownish colour.  ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 11:54:12 AM »
It's probably already tomorrow,.....Taz time, but Happy Birthday!!!

Here's sledge after the party: not the bearded fella either.... ::)



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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 01:41:00 PM »
No you didn't, real Aussies export Fosters.
They drink drink Cooper's (happy 150th, almost as old as Sledge  ;D ).

That's why it's called a stereotype, you bogan you!!!

Oh, wait, you are a Bogan! Nevermind.

Thanks Fellas  :P

and not all of us drink coopers, some of us have taste.. Them South Aussies are so used to drinking Bore Water that their pallets cant differentiate beer thats been properly made and fermented using the cleanest water in the world to that of Coopers which is made from the extracted sweat of a thousand abbos armpits and strained through their undergarments prior to bottling. It does this for two reasons one is the Bore Water is uttely foul and two it uses the process to artifically colour the beer a brownish colour.  ;D

Damn - forgot to include the abbos.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 02:16:19 PM »
Well, Happy Birthday, Sledge...another kid  :D

Not sure if I'm on time with this, a day late or two days late...

Of course that is about normal when I try to understand you folks who cling to the underside of the earth.
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Re: Happy Birthday Sledgemeister!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 02:46:34 PM »
Happy birthday, mate!!!
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