Happy birthday, you bogan you!!!! Get pissed on Fosters while you throw another shrimp on the barbie, and then everyone chunder!! Then have a go at some sheila and play with your digereedoo!Did I get all those stereotypes right? ? ?
No you didn't, real Aussies export Fosters.They drink drink Cooper's (happy 150th, almost as old as Sledge ).
Thanks Fellas and not all of us drink coopers, some of us have taste.. Them South Aussies are so used to drinking Bore Water that their pallets cant differentiate beer thats been properly made and fermented using the cleanest water in the world to that of Coopers which is made from the extracted sweat of a thousand abbos armpits and strained through their undergarments prior to bottling. It does this for two reasons one is the Bore Water is uttely foul and two it uses the process to artifically colour the beer a brownish colour.