President Obama was out for a jog one morning when he noticed a little boy sitting on the curb with a box of puppies on his lap.
The President stopped and asked the lad, "What are you doing with that box of puppies, son?"
To which the boy replied, "I'm selling them, sir. Would you like to buy one?"
The President asked the boy, with a grin, "Well, I don't know. Are they democrat puppies or republican puppies?"
"Oh they're democrat puppies", replied the lad.
"I'm not in the market for a puppy, since I just got one for my girls a few months ago, but since they're democrat puppies I'm sure you'll have no problem selling them." replied the President, before jogging off down the street with his Secret Service detail in tow.
About a week later, Michelle Obama was out for a jog, when she came upon this same little boy with his box of puppies.
Mrs. Obama said, "You must be the little boy my husband told me about. Are you having much luck trying to sell those democrat puppies?"
The boy replied, "Sorry, ma'am, but these are republican puppies."
Michelle, taken somewhat aback by his response, replied, "But I thought you told the President just last week that they were democrat puppies."
To which the lad replied, "Last week they were democrat puppies, Mrs. Obama, but this week their eyes are open."