Classic joke thread...

[Pathfinder]

And that was just last week here in ND.

I do not understand why Floridians think that's funny!

 

[MikeBjerum]

I'm in NH and I don't get the joke, That pretty much sums up last winter, and the one before , and the one before:(

I don't see it either ... Maybe a light frost and a guy from Florida explains it

[tombogan03884]

I don't see it either ... Maybe a light frost and a guy from Florida explains it

Must be

[deepwater]

HAZCAT says (being in a hazarita induced stupor.....) that some of us have 'Progressed' beyond a primitive hunter, gatherer society and migrated to a climate more suitable to those of us of superior intellect.... which of course, excludes M58, RASTUS, TOMBOGAN, and PATHFINDER.... (hic) ..
    Now, as to Haz's sweetheart, M'ette, you are the only one that has realized that she should be here with Haz in the land of bikinis and beautiful women.....  eat your hearts out..... HAZ 

(Haz made me write this as he is (really) eight pitchers of hazaritas into oblivion... (ouch) (I am helping..)..

NOTE;  we have some improvements to the 'HAZARITA' (same alcahol content though)   
we'll post it in the morning...... 

[Phaideaux]

the following is a P.S.A. paid for in part by 'oh god I lost my pants'

It should be noted that in HAZ's current state of inebriation any and all text posted should be overlooked.

Haz, you may thank me later for protecting your posterior.



[spoiler alert]
yes, Haz Jr. has made his triumphant return.
[/spoiler]

[Sponsor]

[bryand71]

the following is a P.S.A. paid for in part by 'oh god I lost my pants'

It should be noted that in HAZ's current state of inebriation any and all text posted should be overlooked.

Haz, you may thank me later for protecting your posterior.



[spoiler alert]
yes, Haz Jr. has made his triumphant return.
[/spoiler]

TMI? 

[deepwater]

TMI? 

depends on how much you remember in the morning.... or, admit to..
you know.........

[jaybet]

Brings new meaning to the term, "Senior Week". It's going to take him that long to get over this toot.

[MikeBjerum]

Looks like it is time for a new rule on forum members meeting face to face and the amount of alcohol present at the time 

[tombogan03884]

HAZCAT says (being in a hazarita induced stupor.....) that some of us have 'Progressed' beyond a primitive hunter, gatherer society and migrated to a climate more suitable to those of us of superior intellect.... which of course, excludes M58, RASTUS, TOMBOGAN, and PATHFINDER.... (hic) ..
    Now, as to Haz's sweetheart, M'ette, you are the only one that has realized that she should be here with Haz in the land of bikinis and beautiful women.....  eat your hearts out..... HAZ 

(Haz made me write this as he is (really) eight pitchers of hazaritas into oblivion... (ouch) (I am helping..)..

NOTE;  we have some improvements to the 'HAZARITA' (same alcahol content though)   
we'll post it in the morning...... 

I think Haz's brain overheated from to many Hazarita's  I did try to move to a place with a better climate, unfortunately it was Ca. and everything else about it SUCKED. Maybe next time I'll try New Mexico, Utah, or Texas.