On a serious note (really) why in the hell would you willingly PAY $100+ for a pair of jeans that looks like it got run over by a lawn mower? Never understood that. My mom made me throw out my panrs that I'd torn out the knees on. Luckily the oldest thinks it's pretty dumb too. She had a couple pair with small rips for a while but outgrew them and hasn't even looked at another pair.