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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1870 on: May 16, 2009, 08:00:18 PM »
Now thats funny right there.Love those trucks. 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1871 on: May 16, 2009, 09:10:47 PM »
Quote from: m58 on May 16, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
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Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play:
sung by Jane Fonda and Barbra Streisand;
backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks;
with John Kerry on guitar;
Al Gore on drums;
Dan Rather on harmonica;
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine;
Harry Reid on spoons;
Bill Clinton on sax;
and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
 
I LOVE this truck!


Pelosi isn't qualified to play the tambourine  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1872 on: May 17, 2009, 10:55:32 AM »
Quote from: brosometal on May 16, 2009, 09:10:47 PM
Pelosi isn't qualified to play the tambourine  ;D


She's had so many face lifts she could play drums on her face.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1873 on: May 17, 2009, 12:02:21 PM »
The dimple on her chin is really her navel!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1874 on: May 17, 2009, 12:32:58 PM »
Quote from: ellis4538 on May 17, 2009, 12:02:21 PM
The dimple on her chin is really her navel!

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Please don't tell me that her bangs are really back hair  :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1875 on: Today at 08:18:10 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1875 on: May 17, 2009, 01:01:12 PM »
She's had so many face lifts she really does talk out her ass.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1876 on: May 17, 2009, 01:50:43 PM »
OK, I won't!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1877 on: May 17, 2009, 10:01:24 PM »
You thought your job sucked.....
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1878 on: May 17, 2009, 10:09:43 PM »
Good one Pegleg.  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1879 on: May 17, 2009, 11:05:46 PM »
What! No hard-hat, no safety glasses?  OSHA's gonna be pissed!
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