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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1900 on: May 20, 2009, 02:20:33 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 20, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
OK, so I know I'm unemployed, but what the h*&$ are you people doing posting all day. Get back to work!

AHHHH....but I'm the boss so................  ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1901 on: May 20, 2009, 02:25:44 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 20, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
OK, so I know I'm unemployed, but what the h*&$ are you people doing posting all day. Get back to work!

The benefit of working whenever and whereever someone calls is that I spend a lot of time at the computer and there are times (hold the smart a** comments) when productivity does not need to be peek  ;D

Besides, this is a better place to vent than with the customer (note I said customer as in living and breathing as opposed to client) ... damn kindergarten minds that I need to think ahead of everytime I type  >:(
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1902 on: May 20, 2009, 02:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 20, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
OK, so I know I'm unemployed, but what the h*&$ are you people doing posting all day. Get back to work!

Ahem.....I am  at work.....
Just trying to make the day go by quicker  :P
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1903 on: May 20, 2009, 03:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 20, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
OK, so I know I'm unemployed, but what the h*&$ are you people doing posting all day. Get back to work!


You confuse being "at work" with "working".    ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1904 on: May 20, 2009, 03:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 01:19:57 PM
The cheez whiz is empty.....I used silly string and it tasted foul..... :P

Silly string tastes like Chicken?   ??? ???
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1905 on: Today at 11:47:28 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1905 on: May 20, 2009, 03:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Majer on May 20, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Silly string tastes like Chicken?   ??? ???




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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1906 on: May 20, 2009, 03:28:21 PM »
Quote from: Majer on May 20, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Silly string tastes like Chicken?   ??? ???

I personally buy the cajun stuff that tastes like gator.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1907 on: May 20, 2009, 04:21:55 PM »
I said FOUL, not FOWL.....geez, didn't someone mention kindergartners earlier?

If we don't get his under control folks someones gonna hire a Hall Monitor!


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1908 on: May 20, 2009, 04:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 04:21:55 PM
If we don't get his under control folks someones gonna hire a Hall Monitor!


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1909 on: May 20, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »
I'm retired and I can do what ever my wife wants me to!

So There!!!!!!

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