Bathroom defense

[Solus]

Get an LCP and carry it in your gym shorts.

Just have to clean it up after sweating all over it.

[Rastus]

I know a guy who keeps a .38 in a plastic bag inside his comode tank.

No, it's not me.  But it ain't that bad an idea.......

[PegLeg45]

I know a guy who keeps a .38 in a plastic bag inside his comode tank.

No, it's not me.  But it ain't that bad an idea.......

Ahhhh.... the old "Godfather" tactic........ hadn't thought of that one.

[tombogan03884]

Mount it to the back of the tank, you won't have to mess with the lid.

[jaybet]

The best defense is a good offense. Eat a lot of beans, cashews, and eggs, and drink diet soda. You'll be safe in the can.

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[tombogan03884]

The best defense is a good offense. Eat a lot of beans, cashews, and eggs, and drink diet soda. You'll be safe in the can.

But the next person to use it won't be. 

[Ping]

I quit going to the gym and work out at home to save money. Must say that I miss the view of the ladies, but at least I do not get slapped by my wife for gawking after my radar goes off. LOL   

Must say that the tobasco and ghost peppers I have eaten lately not only have killed the cancer in my body, but also my social status. It is just evil as it leaves the body. 

As for the restroom, I have taken notice of different things that may become projectiles and articles for inner defense. Lysol, hair spray, metal bars that are towel holders. Razors, Listerine, bottles of cologne or perfume becoming missiles after being sprayed to blind or incapacitate momentarily.

Using the top of the toilet to bust out the window to establish an escape route. Toilet paper roll holders to use on pressure points or other vulnerable areas.

[ellis4538]

I found an inexpensive "knife on a rope" to wear around my neck.  Water resistent and all that.  Probably could hang it on the showerhead and another on the clothes hook on the door under my wife's robe.  Soap on a rope looks good also as well as a sturdy shower brush.  Don't forget a lighter to ignite that hairspray or whatever.  Also a hollowed out book with something moisture resistent tucked away inside...even on vacation.  Kinda hard to manuver in a small BR so some hand to hand knowledge also, maybe. 

FWIW


Richard

[fightingquaker13]

I am ROFL at the responses. But the serious answer? Grab them by the neck and don't let go. When they are armed and you're not at close quarters? Its the time for violence of action. Close with them, hit and just keep on hitting until one of you is done. It ain't elegant or pretty (particularly if its me naked out of the shower ), but at least I'll be slippery and mean. Just pound the SOB. Don't hesitate, or you forfeit initative.  Just my .02.
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

Actually I'd have to say that FQ has hit on the most practical reply yet.
"There are no dangerous weapons, only dangerous people"
The flip side of that is if you have the proper mind set sheer unhesitating, unrestricted violence is quite capable of overcoming an armed foe who expects intimidated compliance.
Especially if you are soapy, wet, and close.
The prime requirements are fight as dirty as possibly and be fast, no hesitation.
As soon as you perceive the threat you must be gauging out an eyeball tearing off an ear and kicking him in the crotch.