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Badgersmilk

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3250 on: October 09, 2010, 01:53:08 PM »

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« Reply #3251 on: October 09, 2010, 02:11:18 PM »
How'd you like this pair as new neighbors?

Granny has an interesting grip on that shotty...  ;)


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« Reply #3252 on: October 09, 2010, 02:24:19 PM »
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people
 
Her parents beamed with pride.

"Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Badgersmilk

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3253 on: October 09, 2010, 02:33:59 PM »
If you squeeze the bottle he says.  "Look me in the eye when you drink that."


Badgersmilk

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« Reply #3254 on: October 09, 2010, 02:36:07 PM »

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Badgersmilk

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« Reply #3255 on: October 09, 2010, 02:41:34 PM »

Badgersmilk

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« Reply #3256 on: October 09, 2010, 03:08:43 PM »
Can I get you a refill?


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« Reply #3257 on: October 09, 2010, 03:14:06 PM »

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« Reply #3258 on: October 09, 2010, 03:15:37 PM »
Why California wild fires get out of control...


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« Reply #3259 on: October 09, 2010, 03:16:44 PM »

 

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