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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4830 on: June 01, 2015, 12:13:52 PM »
Now that's funny right there.....  ;D



ooops, I guess I'm racist for laughing at that.....  ::)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4831 on: June 01, 2015, 12:54:15 PM »
It seems that being a modern racist simply means that you are paying attention and have standards of what behavior is acceptable and what isn't.

And own a belt or suspenders.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4832 on: June 01, 2015, 12:59:15 PM »
the most racist thing I know of is affirmative action.   


it basicly  says you are inferior, we know it, so we are going to put you in a place above your level.  setting you up to fail.

funny how studies done by many Ivy league schools over the years have all came to this.  the drop out rate for AA enrollees is just awful.  havards numbers were north of 90%, where race was taken into account...

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4833 on: June 02, 2015, 09:41:22 AM »
I've been using that to illustrate Democrat bigotry for some time.
Just to make my point I make it as offensive as possible,
Affirmative Action = Blacks are to dumb, and to lazy to be held to civilized human standards.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4834 on: June 02, 2015, 01:06:12 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
It seems that being a modern racist simply means that you are paying attention and have standards of what behavior is acceptable and what isn't.

And own a belt or suspenders.

CRAP!!!!
I own both....

Perish the thought!!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4835 on: Today at 10:26:58 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4835 on: June 04, 2015, 05:19:01 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 02, 2015, 01:06:12 PM
CRAP!!!!
I own both....

Perish the thought!!

Hell, I own MULTIPLES of both!!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4836 on: June 08, 2015, 03:23:48 PM »
What do you get if you put Ex-lax in the pot brownie mix ?

Shits and giggles.  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4837 on: June 16, 2015, 04:40:13 PM »
For Solus:

 ;D


(I do own a Glock......just thought it was funny).
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4838 on: June 16, 2015, 06:58:49 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 16, 2015, 04:40:13 PM
For Solus:

 ;D


(I do own a Glock......just thought it was funny).

Nobody like a Smart Alec   ;D ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4839 on: June 16, 2015, 07:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Solus on June 16, 2015, 06:58:49 PM
Nobody like a Smart Alec   ;D ;D

Yes we do!  ;)
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