Eureka! Chicago discovered the answer, FINALLY!!

[santahog]

It's the HEAT!
Now we know why the "gun" crime falls to 0 in January in Chicago!!
Maybe we should just put the thugs in the morgue, (where it's nice and cool) in June! Then we can let them out in November, and all will be fine! 

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Chicago-police-clearly-working?utm_content=buffercd129&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=Buffer

Chicago Police Blame Heat for Shooting Spate

by Breitbart News 9 Jul 2013, 12:29 PM PDT 230 post a comment
Over the long July 4th weekend, some 38 shooting incidents occurred throughout the city of Chicago. Nonetheless, Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy says that the city’s crime-fighting has been stellar and was “clearly working,” although he admitted he was “disappointed” about the Independence Day statistics. “There’s still an unacceptable amount of violence in this city,” he said. McCarthy pointed to a 25 percent reduction in shootings over last year, as well as a 29 percent drop in the murder rate. He also blamed the summer weather for the number of shootings. McCarthy said he counted on Mayor Rahm Emanuel for support. “I’m absolutely positive that I enjoy the mayor’s confidence,” stated McCarthy.

[alfsauve]

You just knew, "they" would get around to blaming it on global warming.

[DGF]

Using that theory its a wonder anyone is still alive in Phoenix.

[kmitch200]

Does being slowly mummified count as "alive"? 

[philw]

it gets hot here however you don't see everyone out shooting each other as it is too hot.. 

how about they get on to the real cause of it.. 

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