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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3550 on: March 10, 2011, 01:40:27 PM »
Quote from: TAB on March 10, 2011, 11:30:20 AM
say what you want about him... he has had a bunch of high quality tail in his life.

Yes indeed...and it's starting to tell on him.
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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3551 on: March 10, 2011, 03:52:07 PM »
Quote from: TAB on March 10, 2011, 11:30:20 AM
say what you want about him... he has had a bunch of high quality tail in his life.

So have I TAB, and for a whole lot less money as in ZERO!

Of course, buying dinner and breakfast can get expensive...

 ;D
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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3552 on: March 10, 2011, 03:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 10, 2011, 03:52:07 PM
So have I TAB, and for a whole lot less money as in ZERO!

Of course, buying dinner and breakfast can get expensive...

 ;D

Bragger!

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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3553 on: March 10, 2011, 04:05:42 PM »
Quote from: shooter32 on March 10, 2011, 03:57:30 PM
Bragger!

 ;D

I was young and dumb full of ...............









energy!

 ;D
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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3554 on: March 10, 2011, 04:10:27 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 10, 2011, 04:05:42 PM

energy!

 ;D


Might be an insight to that bad hip, sounds like it has had plenty of movement in those " young and dumb" years..  :o



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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3555 on: Today at 05:07:27 AM »
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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3555 on: March 10, 2011, 04:12:10 PM »
I never had a 10 but I had two 3s and a 4.  ;D
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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3556 on: March 10, 2011, 04:16:09 PM »
I went to bed once at 2 with a 10.....but woke up the next morning at 10 with a 2.    :-X
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3557 on: March 10, 2011, 04:18:07 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 10, 2011, 04:16:09 PM
I went to bed once at 2 with a 10.....but woke up the next morning at 10 with a 2.    :-X

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Quote from: jumbofrank on March 10, 2011, 04:12:10 PM
I never had a 10 but I had two 3s and a 4.  ;D


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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3558 on: March 10, 2011, 04:23:09 PM »
Truth be known, I probably had more fun with the 2's.....just didn't brag about it to anyone.   ;D  ;D  ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Poor Charlie Sheen Gets No Respect
« Reply #3559 on: March 10, 2011, 04:31:16 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 10, 2011, 04:23:09 PM
Truth be known, I probably had more fun with the 2's.....just didn't brag about it to anyone.   ;D  ;D  ;D

And, remember three 2's in a hot tub is a 6, a few glasses of wine or beers and start adding the exponent!

 ;D ;D

We had a large waist high freezer in the cellar of my club.  Perfect height for a cocktail waitress support structure of sorts, IYKWIM!

There are certainly some stories there, the club is gone but the memories still linger!

And yes, my loving bride knows all too well my youthful dalliances... ;)

 
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