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Zlata the contortionist...
« on: May 26, 2012, 07:39:51 AM »
...presented, without comment, for your Memorial Day Week-end viewing pleasure.

 http://pessimistincarnate.blogspot.com/2010/11/contortionist-by-name-of-zlata-pulls.html
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2012, 11:29:05 AM »
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2012, 12:27:48 PM »
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 12:59:10 PM »
I bet she is a blast to have at a party!


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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 01:53:43 PM »
You could fold her up in a suitcase for when your on the go.... ::)

Thank you, thank you I'll be here all weekend...... ;D
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2012, 08:34:19 PM »
From the looks of some of those photos she wouldn't need any of us to have a good time.
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 09:05:54 PM »
I think I knew her mother.... 8)
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2012, 06:28:56 AM »
Watch the Johnny Carson bio tv show over the weekend.   A good show.

But relevant is that as his first career he was a magician and one reason he married his first wife, Jody, was that she could contort herself to fit in half the coffin for the "sawed in half" trick.

ASIDE:  Strange that the last wife, Alexis, was not interview nor were any recent pictures shown of her.
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 09:50:21 AM »
Quote from: jaybet on May 28, 2012, 08:34:19 PM
From the looks of some of those photos she wouldn't need any of us to have a good time.

I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Re: Zlata the contortionist...
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 09:52:55 AM »
Quote from: jaybet on May 28, 2012, 08:34:19 PM
From the looks of some of those photos she wouldn't need any of us to have a good time.

In all honesty, do they ever really need us to have a good time?  They make machines for that now. 
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