Daughter
Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my t.v., stereo, i-phone, i-pad, and jewelry and give it to charity. Sell my car and take my house key, and throw me out of the house."
Well, she didn't exactly say it like that. She said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."!!!...............