Tolerance
I am shocked that so many Americans are against building a mosque near Ground Zero.
We should allow it, but in order to promote tolerance.......
I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote
tolerance in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban
Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next door on the other side, could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork
and pork products, and makes a nice lunchtime pulled pork sandwich.
Then across the street, a very daring lingerie store, called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret.
And of course, what area wouldn't be complete without a three girl nudie
carwash called The Three Mosqueteers
And, skin heads & white supremacists would be renting a store front
tattoo parlor just above the butcher shop, which would of course be just a few
feet down from the Armed Forces Recruiting Office just a step or two from
the VA administration office
To make the neighborhood and street complete I also propose that we build the
largest Southern Baptist Church in the country with shared parking with the
mosque, which must allow use of their parking lot for old fashioned tent
revivals.
You know....just to promote that, tolerance thing!
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Hells Angels are looking for a new area for
a clubhouseare you thinking what I’m thinking?
Yep, I know the perfect area.
Hey, just trying to promote that tolerance thing. I’m a good person
who has concern for my fellow citizens what can I say?
If your tolerance promoting is similar to mine then by all means pass this
along, especially to politicians everywhere.
Signed,
Bubba Ray Smith, TPM (tolerance promoting manager)
The good ole US of A
*This message was made in America
without harming any cats or dogs or fish or horses, or
cows or chickens or pigs or ferrets.
PS: Gosh I love this country. Wish everybody did.