Classic joke thread...

[m25operator]

All you TX guys, when you go hog hunting, and you kill those old big uneatable boars, send them to ground zero and have them thrown in, all you Newyorkers get the butchers to donate the pork spoils and do the same thing.

[tombogan03884]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Hells Angels are looking for a new area for

a clubhouseare you thinking what I’m thinking?

Yep, I know the perfect area.

UP YOURS ! The HA are about the only business here that isn't closing or burning down .

[fightingquaker13]

Red
You've nailed it. You want tolerance? Fine, I'm all in favor. Build what you want on your land. I won't bitch about it. Just don't come crying when I do the same.
Fq13

[rat31465]

Sounds like the current administration....Were going to take tolerence and force it down your throats whether you want it or not....

[Solus]

Closer to reality everyday 

Makin' Bacon  your 24/7 Bacon Bistro......  Allah you can eat, one low price 

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[fightingquaker13]

Closer to reality everyday 

Makin' Bacon  your 24/7 Bacon Bistro......  Allah you can eat, one low price 

You forgot the topless waitresses, bottomless pitchers during happy hour, Muhammed dart boards, and the Marine Corps recruiting booth in the back. It would be reserved for the the toughest sergeant in the Corps, as God knows they'd all be fighting for the job.
FQ13

[tt11758]

Editor's Note.........this post is strictly che(tongue)ek.

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[sledgemeister]

Sick Paki Jokes

1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started be a suicide plumber
 
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
 
3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.
 
4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.
 
5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now!  I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
 
6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor................ ......Mustafa dinghy.
 
7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water shit drown'
 
8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
 
9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.
 
9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.
 
10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

[m25operator]

Damn Sledge.

[ellis4538]

Getting back to the Mosque at "Ground Zero", It would be terrible if someone would spray bacon grease or throw pig droppings or something like that around so as to defile the area!

JMHO

Richard