Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow a pissant around a b-b.
If it cost a nickel to shit I couldn't afford to fart.
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.
If bullshit was gold he'd be a millionaire.
I'm gonna kick your ass clear up between your shoulders.
I'm gonna kick you in the ass so hard you'll have to pull down your socks to pee.
How would you like to wear your ass for a hat?
I'm gonna beat you until you can't grow anymore.
Dumber than dog shit.
Uglier than homemade shit.
And my dad's
favorite line................
..................."C'mere and pull my finger!"