Classic joke thread...

[shooter32]

Ummm.  Well, you know who. 

Nope,he wouldn't drink a budlight.... making his own brew now! 

[crusader rabbit]

And ya know why Bud Lite is like making love in a canoe???  'Cause they're both effing near water!

Haz wouldn't be caught dead with anything called light beer.  By the way, the latest batch of brew is truly excellent.

[tt11758]

They needed to post a sign for this?   

Must be along a road in South Dakota. 

State Motto:  South Dakota, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.


Sorry Tom....I probably just cost us 3 electoral votes.   

[tt11758]

Q:  Why does Michelle Obama always take the top?

A:  All Barack can do is screw up.

[Hazcat]

Ummm.  Well, you know who. 

Bud Light!!!!!!!!!   NEVER!

[Sponsor]

[tt11758]

Ummm.  Well, you know who. 

Haz would become a Glock Man before drinking Bud Light!!!   

[Hazcat]

Haz would become a Glock Man before drinking Bud Light!!!   

DAMN!  You put some hard choices on me!

[GASPASSERDELUXE]

 
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for
work"
 
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
 
The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him as President and now....the whole country is looking for work!!!!!

[Solus]

Haz would become a Glock Man before drinking Bud Light!!!    

Anything is better than Bud Light.

I tried some and it tasted terrible.  So terrible that I put a sample in a jar, sealed it, and sent it to a friend of mine who works in a chemical analysis lab, asking him to tell me what he thinks.

A few days later I got a phone call from him.

He said.   "Vince, I have some bad news for you.  Your horse has diabetes."

[Pathfinder]

Ummm.  Well, you know who. 

Bud Light!!!!!!!!!   NEVER!

That's why it is such a horrible vision!

I just had tio run the photo again tho . . . . .