The madam opened the brothel door in Duluth & saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.
'May I help you sir?' she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared & announced to
the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
$5,000 & gave it to Valerie, & they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once
more demanding to see
Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back 2 nights in a row as
she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, & they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night, the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he
had come for a 3rd consecutive night, but he paid Valerie & they went upstairs..
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me 3
nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' Minneapolis '. 'Really', she said. 'I have family in
Minneapolis .'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, & I am her attorney. She asked me to
give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that 3 things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer....