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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1650 on: March 26, 2009, 02:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on March 26, 2009, 01:50:37 PM
About the new avatar...Ya know if ya leaned forward and the camera angle was wider...................;D

I was thinking the same thing!!  Great minds run in the same gutter, I guess.    ;D






If anybody wants Peg, haz or me............we'll be in the corner.      ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1651 on: March 26, 2009, 02:24:32 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 26, 2009, 02:11:24 PM
I was thinking the same thing!!  Great minds run in the same gutter, I guess.    ;D






If anybody wants Peg, haz or me............we'll be in the corner gutter.      ;D

Yes...drinking and playing cards.   8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1652 on: March 26, 2009, 02:34:06 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 26, 2009, 02:24:32 PM
Yes...drinking and playing cards.   8)

I'll bring the rum and poker chips! ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1653 on: March 26, 2009, 02:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on March 26, 2009, 02:34:06 PM
I'll bring the rum and poker chips! ;D


I'll help you carry my money home afterward.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1654 on: March 26, 2009, 02:42:13 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 26, 2009, 02:38:05 PM

I'll help you carry my money home afterward.

Thanks!  You're a gentleman and and a scholar.  ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1655 on: March 26, 2009, 02:43:39 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 26, 2009, 02:38:05 PM

I'll help you carry my Peg's money home afterward.

There......That sounds better.   ;)

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1656 on: March 26, 2009, 02:48:11 PM »
Well, aren't you both just nice as all get out!

DEAL 'EM!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1657 on: March 26, 2009, 02:52:44 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his loot in a bucket.
He played poker with Peg,
And lost his nest egg,
So the next hand around he said F*** it.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1658 on: March 26, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 26, 2009, 02:52:44 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his loot in a bucket.
He played poker with Peg,
And lost his nest egg,
So the next hand around he said F*** it.




Sorry Peg, but the stock market already beat you to my nest egg.     >:(
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1659 on: March 26, 2009, 05:46:11 PM »
My wife had to fry our "nest EGG" for breakfast!

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