Classic joke thread...

[fightingquaker13]

Is it OK to do that at the gun show sometimes?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-digital-short-j-in-my-pants#s-p1-st-i1

No! No! and Hell No! And if you do it to the Eurotrash sound track the next guy who asks "Can I test fire it?" is probably going to be told "Sure, aim that way".
FQ13

[ellis4538]

New Ice Cream flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins


Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".

Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and
surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is
not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful
cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the
person in line behind you.

Thus, you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding
an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.


Are you feeling stimulated?

[PegLeg45]

Redneck word of the day :  "OBAMA"
           
 
 I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMASELF!   

[tt11758]

Redneck word of the day :  "OBAMA"
           
 
 I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMASELF!   

That might be what it takes to survive the next 4 years and still maintain one's sanity.

[PegLeg45]

In a Seattle, Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.

It was pretty simple—the candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair the requirement to be a natural-born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in, and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating,
“What makes a natural-born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by 'C-section'?”

 

      Yep, these are the 18-year-olds that just voted and  will reproduce in a few years.

[Sponsor]

[tt11758]

In a Seattle, Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.

It was pretty simple—the candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair the requirement to be a natural-born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in, and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating,
“What makes a natural-born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by 'C-section'?”
 

      Yep, these are the 18-year-olds that just voted and  will reproduce in a few years.

Haz, please accept my apologies in advance for borrowing your image, but damn!!!

[shooter32]

Haz, please accept my apologies in advance for borrowing your image, but damn!!!

+100

It is a great pic.. It say's it all

[Hazcat]

tt11758,

I stole it from somewhere so, help yeself to it! 

[tt11758]

tt11758,

I stole it from somewhere so, help yeself to it! 

Does your generosity know NO bounds?!?   Got any spare clips I can borrow?     

[Hazcat]

Does your generosity know NO bounds?!?   Got any spare clips I can borrow?    

Here ya go  (note you may soon need them!)

http://www.teleflexmedical.com/cat_cvt_clips.php