« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2021, 05:56:45 PM »
Spent the day in downtown Boston wishing I had on of those dart guns George Carlin talked about...some jerk cuts ya off, shoot his bumper with a suction cup dart!
When the jerk gets ten darts, the cops give ‘em a ticket for being an asshole!
I don't think I ever heard that one before but I like it. The guy slightly ahead of me and one lane to the left was hit broadside by a woman on a cellphone who thought she had a green light. I t probably was green the last time she looked up from her phone, but the light changed and we were going through the intersection.
P.S. I heard some comedian ask, why do people from Boston all sound like they have Down's Syndrome? I thought it was unfair to people with Down's Syndrome to compare them to people from Bahston.
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