New Member Intro

[PegLeg45]

Hi, all. New guy, Onrecess. (Get it? On recess? Playground? I'm your worst nightmare, an armed, shudder, teeeacherr... The reason y'all flunked 4th grade  ) South Florida resident, vet, liberal gun nut (ya don't gotta be a paranoid gun nut to be a gun nut  ) RVer, all around fun guy (not fungi...) and humorist.
Lover of all, "hold my beer and watch this" like that Marshal said. Today a show about giant wild hogs (oh boy, I thought! Turns out they are supposed to be dreaded and feared, darn it!) had a good old boy from Texas about 30. He shot a 700 lb charging pig 6 times to stop it. Said it was big as a horse... Naturally, he threw his leg over (naturally). Of course it got up and ran, he jumped off and his buddy killed it with shot #7.  I just KNOW he said, "Hey, watch THIS!" as he straddled it! (In my 50s I think it was idiotic, in my 20s I probably would have done the same except hold on to the ears and ride just out of range and be gored to death! This guy was 30ish, just old enough to have enough sense to let go!)

Welcome to the forum, Onrecess............ (I see you've met Tom already on another thread)   

South Florida, eh? 
Have you met FightingQuacker? ............y'all will get along just fine.     

[1911 Junkie]

Hi, all. New guy, Onrecess. (Get it? On recess? Playground? I'm your worst nightmare, an armed, shudder, teeeacherr...

The fact that people like you are teachers:
Reason #3988577689 to not send my kids to public school.

[Rastus]

Hi, all. New guy, Onrecess. (Get it? On recess? Playground? I'm your worst nightmare, an armed, shudder, teeeacherr... The reason y'all flunked 4th grade  ) South Florida resident, vet, liberal gun nut (ya don't gotta be a paranoid gun nut to be a gun nut   ) RVer, all around fun guy (not fungi...) and humorist.
Lover of all, "hold my beer and watch this" like that Marshal said. Today a show about giant wild hogs (oh boy, I thought! Turns out they are supposed to be dreaded and feared, darn it!) had a good old boy from Texas about 30. He shot a 700 lb charging pig 6 times to stop it. Said it was big as a horse... Naturally, he threw his leg over (naturally). Of course it got up and ran, he jumped off and his buddy killed it with shot #7.  I just KNOW he said, "Hey, watch THIS!" as he straddled it! (In my 50s I think it was idiotic, in my 20s I probably would have done the same except hold on to the ears and ride just out of range and be gored to death! This guy was 30ish, just old enough to have enough sense to let go!)

Impressive.  I am humbled by your overwhelming accomplishments....wow...big guy on campus, eh?  

.....Have you met FightingQuacker? ............y'all will get along just fine.     

Somehow I don't think so.

[onrecess]

The fact that people like you are teachers:
Reason #3988577689 to not send my kids to public school.

And don't think we don't appreciate it!  You ought to reconsider though. You can pretty much scream at a liberal teacher (pretty much all college educated non-thieves are liberals- college educated thieves like lawyers, many business majors and politicians generally aren't ) at all the conferences and be sure the school won't dare object! Tempting, yes? Imagine you are missing being able to scream in my face without fear of any reprisal. See? Tempting, isn't it?  Heck, I'm pretty much a moderate at school. I don't even teach the recycle save the earth garbage! You could scream at real liberals! (I must admit to hating Democratic officials only a little less than Repugnant officials, having guns, hating taxes, and not being too concerned with "animal rights", making me a lot less liberal than almost every other teacher). Loud as you want! The school resource officer may stand and watch, but nobody would even say boo! Think about it. I know you are tempted! Heck, where can I scream at Republicans and not get a good bop on the nose? Think! Where could you scream right in the face of a 6'4" 200 and too many lbs veteran, lifetime pipefitter- my last life- bit of a redneck Texican liberal and still breath through your nose?  Too late to send my kid to some nutty right wing military academy, darn it! Ahh, wisdom always comes too late. Not too late for you! Reconsider public schools! 
PS:  Don't really. We really do appreciate it

[tombogan03884]

And don't think we don't appreciate it!   You ought to reconsider though. You can pretty much scream at a liberal teacher (pretty much all college educated non-thieves are liberals- college educated thieves like lawyers, many business majors and politicians generally aren't ) at all the conferences and be sure the school won't dare object! Tempting, yes? Imagine you are missing being able to scream in my face without fear of any reprisal. See? Tempting, isn't it?   Heck, I'm pretty much a moderate at school. I don't even teach the recycle save the earth garbage! You could scream at real liberals! (I must admit to hating Democratic officials only a little less than Repugnant officials, having guns, hating taxes, and not being too concerned with "animal rights", making me a lot less liberal than almost every other teacher). Loud as you want! The school resource officer may stand and watch, but nobody would even say boo! Think about it. I know you are tempted! Heck, where can I scream at Republicans and not get a good bop on the nose? Think! Where could you scream right in the face of a 6'4" 200 and too many lbs veteran, lifetime pipefitter- my last life- bit of a redneck Texican liberal and still breath through your nose?   Too late to send my kid to some nutty right wing military academy, darn it! Ahh, wisdom always comes too late. Not too late for you! Reconsider public schools!  
PS:  Don't really. We really do appreciate it

I would just LOVE to have you take the reprisal option.      

You'd be doing a Johnny 5 impression   

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[Hazcat]

And don't think we don't appreciate it!  You ought to reconsider though. You can pretty much scream at a liberal teacher (pretty much all college educated non-thieves are liberals- college educated thieves like lawyers, many business majors and politicians generally aren't ) at all the conferences and be sure the school won't dare object! Tempting, yes? Imagine you are missing being able to scream in my face without fear of any reprisal. See? Tempting, isn't it?  Heck, I'm pretty much a moderate at school. I don't even teach the recycle save the earth garbage! You could scream at real liberals! (I must admit to hating Democratic officials only a little less than Repugnant officials, having guns, hating taxes, and not being too concerned with "animal rights", making me a lot less liberal than almost every other teacher). Loud as you want! The school resource officer may stand and watch, but nobody would even say boo! Think about it. I know you are tempted! Heck, where can I scream at Republicans and not get a good bop on the nose? Think! Where could you scream right in the face of a 6'4" 200 and too many lbs veteran, lifetime pipefitter- my last life- bit of a redneck Texican liberal and still breath through your nose?  Too late to send my kid to some nutty right wing military academy, darn it! Ahh, wisdom always comes too late. Not too late for you! Reconsider public schools! 
PS:  Don't really. We really do appreciate it

Have ya heard of paragraphs?

[CDR]

Have ya heard of paragraphs?

       

[PegLeg45]

....Have you met FightingQuacker? ............y'all will get along just fine.

I seriously owe FQ for that one.........I made a hasty remark before reading the new poster's comments at length......  


so.....

FQ, I dropped the ball this time.    

[runstowin]

Have ya heard of paragraphs?

Paragraphs, I don't need no stinking paragraphs, I'm an over pubic educated fool, and proud of it!

[jaybet]

Gee...I always thought a little bit of good old fashioned "pubic" education was good for just about anybody.

Wow this thread went crazy...everybody seems a little off their feed.

Now, I'm not pubic educated and I don't mind admitting that I have trouble understanding just what Mr. Onrecess is talking about, but it seems like he's poking around for a reaction or a slap fight or something. Some of you jumped the bait like a bluefish on a cheesburger.
If he's actually trollin' (get it? the fishing stuff and trollin' -trolls- I do know a little about pubic stuff) I would just ignore the trollin' activity I guess is what I'm saying because it takes too much time.

In fact, there goes a minute of my life I'll never get back.