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Majer

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3210 on: September 26, 2010, 07:12:56 PM »


Interesting piece of history.

 

In1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine ..


 In1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3211 on: September 26, 2010, 07:15:27 PM »
Majer, that's funny. LOL
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3212 on: September 27, 2010, 08:56:34 AM »
In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes.
she is the land-lady of the local pub, The Cockwell Inn.

for some unknown reason, she gets embarrassed whenever she receives her mail:



Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet
Herts
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3213 on: September 27, 2010, 12:31:14 PM »























And NEVER tell the guy giving you a tatoo you forgot your wallet at home...


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3214 on: September 27, 2010, 05:04:48 PM »


WOW...  So much to think about!  Good thing I won't forget her name.  ;)

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