Author Topic: Classic joke thread...  (Read 1370793 times)

tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4810 on: May 13, 2015, 03:40:19 PM »
Then why did you bring it up ?

Timothy

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4811 on: May 13, 2015, 06:42:57 PM »
Because it was a funny picture, Tom!

Geez, take a pill dude!  You do realize that nobody outside of New England cares about the Patriots don't you?

tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4812 on: May 16, 2015, 06:38:06 AM »
Have you looked at a map lately to see just WHERE you're at ?
Mapquest sucks, but it should be able to handle THAT.
(hint- very close to the geographic center of NE)
Speaking for the native New Englander's, the REAL Yankee's, (Since my Mother's relatives were involved in the little dust-up in Salem, and some of my Dad's ancestor's were here long before that, I'm as qualified as any one)

We are hospitable to every one equally. But it doesn't matter if you are a Michigander or a Mexican with wet feet, You "ain't from around heah" and you never will be .
Which might explain why you are so rude as to come into our house, (so to speak) and then talk sh!t about our fixtures and furniture.
It's especially rude coming from a person from the place that gave us the Lion's, who can't even get to the Superbowl through Ticket Masters, and the city of Detroit.
No matter how bad Dorchester may be they are not bulldozing abandoned neighborhoods. Boston may be f*cked up, but they aren't that bad.

Timothy

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4813 on: May 16, 2015, 08:50:07 AM »
Nope, I'll never be a New Englander regardless of where I live, Tom! 

Don't wanna be either.  I don't find NE all that hospitable.

And, I ain't from Motown.

Take a joke, Tom!  No wonder this forum is dwindling...

tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4814 on: May 16, 2015, 09:17:35 AM »
I've tried to be a smart ass about it, but you just ain't getting it. Don't shit on your neighbors, they don't care about your opinion and will only think you're a dick.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4815 on: Today at 08:49:46 PM »

Timothy

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4815 on: May 16, 2015, 09:24:10 AM »
Face it, we're both assholes! 

You're just better at it than I!

tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4816 on: May 16, 2015, 12:42:44 PM »
That's cuz I'm a NATIVE !

I have honest to God heard the following conversation.
Is he from around here ?
No, his mother was from away.


I'm from "around here".  ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4817 on: May 16, 2015, 02:27:02 PM »
" the Lion's, who can't even get to the Superbowl through Ticket Masters" made me laugh.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4818 on: May 16, 2015, 02:42:58 PM »
It was intended to.
Poor basta*ds most famous player was  George Plimpton.  LOL
The last time they won a championship was 3 or 4 years before Super Bowl #1.

Timothy

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4819 on: May 16, 2015, 04:10:12 PM »
1958 to be exact.

 

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