Just in case anyone hasn't seen this yet: I'm voting for B. Hussein Obama. Here's why. I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
language in America.
I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to
eat.
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow
drilling for oil off the coasts of America.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear
in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill, or inflate
my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest
to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money
the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I
can with a gun in my hand.
I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
fine.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that
could never get their agenda past voters.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've
decided to marry my horse.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?