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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5650 on: August 28, 2023, 07:00:48 AM »
Quote from: alfsauve on August 27, 2023, 06:43:29 PM
Shouldn’t it say,”Beware of children”?

Them Corn Kids might be why they were driving so fast..... :o  :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5651 on: September 09, 2023, 08:47:01 PM »
My doctor sent me to an acupuncturist yesterday for chronic pain. It was a long session that didn't seem to do anything at all. But when I got home, I found out my voodoo doll was dead! :o 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5652 on: October 06, 2023, 08:04:32 PM »
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police don't have much to go on, but they're looking for hardened criminals.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5653 on: October 06, 2023, 08:14:57 PM »
I went to the library to check out a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "F*** off. You won't bring it back."
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5654 on: October 06, 2023, 08:18:11 PM »
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5655 on: Today at 03:05:52 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5655 on: October 06, 2023, 08:44:32 PM »
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the s*** out of their dogs.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5656 on: October 07, 2023, 11:16:21 AM »
 :o 8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5657 on: October 18, 2023, 12:06:06 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5658 on: October 18, 2023, 08:11:37 PM »
Things that make make you say WHAT???

It sounds like a bad joke, but this is an actual product for sale from Etsy last night. I was looking at a page called Why I'm Always Broke or something like that. It had supercars, ATVs and all kinds of things I could see spending money on if the price didn't matter. Then there was this. It comes with recipes and packets of taco sauce.  ??? ??? ???
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5659 on: October 18, 2023, 08:13:19 PM »
"I'm sorry, but I'm just not in a position to use that product."

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