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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5680 on: November 19, 2023, 07:11:43 PM »
That looks a lot like me at that age.
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5681 on: November 20, 2023, 07:34:57 AM »
That's bragging....

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5682 on: November 20, 2023, 08:56:24 PM »
 8)
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5683 on: November 20, 2023, 09:34:28 PM »
8)

I'm texting this to one of my brothers who likes to eat bait. Or sushi as he calls it.

P.S. I have a I Love Sushi meme I can't post for fear of being sent to the corner without supper. But if someone double dog dared me to...  ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5684 on: November 21, 2023, 09:26:28 AM »
SUSHI:  Ancient Japanese word for one who can't make fire.
Will work for ammo
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5685 on: Today at 03:45:06 PM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5685 on: November 23, 2023, 07:13:20 PM »
 :o
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5686 on: November 23, 2023, 07:26:19 PM »
You ain't right Peg....

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5687 on: November 23, 2023, 07:37:06 PM »
For the breast lover. A stategically placed lemon cut in half will help keep it moist and sexy tender.  ;D
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5688 on: November 23, 2023, 07:37:39 PM »
You ain't right Peg....

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You think HE ain't right...
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5689 on: November 23, 2023, 08:47:49 PM »
You ain't right neither....

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