Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and had a
couple nice cold "Silver Bullets." The day was really quite beautiful,
and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that
giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion…
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.