Classic joke thread...

[sammy00]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his
Father and working in the family business. When he found out he was
Going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he
Needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
Breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said
To her, "But in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card
And three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than Men.

[TAB]

2 rednecks were talking while drinking beer.
" what do you do when some one breaks into your home at night?"

" I call 811"

" you mean 911?"

No, 811. The people you call before you dig"

[Jim Kennedy-ar154me]

2 rednecks were talking while drinking beer.
" what do you do when someone breaks into your home at night?"

" I call 811"

" you mean 911?"

No, 811. The people you call before you dig"

Never, NEVER cross a man with a backhoe and land.

[TAB]

Never, NEVER cross a man with a backhoe and land.

I don't have a back hoe, but I do have lots of land that iam actively poring concrete on it.  I do have a 60k # excavator.

[Rastus]

Long Reach?

[Sponsor]

[alfsauve]

Switched the labels on the spices.  Wife hasn't noticed yet, but thymes a cumin.

[tombogan03884]

Switched the labels on the spices.  Wife hasn't noticed yet, but thymes a cumin.

NEVER mess with the cook !

You are the only one you're hurting .    

[TAB]

Long Reach?

  mid length... it only has the 19'8" boom and 12' stickOnly 35' reach and 25' depth.  The longer one basicly adds 10'.  That and its about 84k option.  Nothing is cheap.

I did see one for sale in decent shape with 6k hours for the budget prices of 130k.  For a 2008 model.

[les snyder]

true story... a friend and USPSA shooter owned a large ranch in Highlands County, Fla (near Okeechobee)... while trailering a load of yearling cattle for sale, he was driving down a county road at a relatively slow speed... couple of rednecks shouted and honked as they passed him, and were waiting at the next stop sign ... threatened to kick his ass if he didn't speed up... his reply " Son, I've got 3600 acres and a back hoe"

Michael if you read this... it was Ronnie E

[Rastus]

Nice one Les.

Dang expensive....

  mid length... it only has the 19'8" boom and 12' stickOnly 35' reach and 25' depth.  The longer one basicly adds 10'.  That and its about 84k option.  Nothing is cheap.

I did see one for sale in decent shape with 6k hours for the budget prices of 130k.  For a 2008 model.