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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2009, 07:36:09 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on July 02, 2009, 12:26:56 AM
Actually.. as much as I hate to admit it...I have to agree with you.

And can you explain to me why women bitch and moan about not putting the toilet seat down, but cant understand that it is equally as courteous for them to lift the toilet seat when they are done? Look before you leap!






















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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2009, 08:55:09 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on June 30, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Well, maybe not stupid..... but they sure are not alert and engaged when out around town.

Its like they go into a stupor or a fog of some sort when they are shopping (Not to mention driving)... In the past two weeks I must have seen at least 4 women at stores walk away and turn their backs on their shopping cart leaving their wide open purses just sitting there. Several times I had to deliberately change direction and walk in another direction so I would not be suspiciously close to their purse. I swear my mother and my mother in law are probably the worst at this. They are the most absent minded people I know...... good grief..... maybe you should do a Best Defense series entirely devoted to women.

Exit Question: Will the "Women are so stupid" thread surpass the "Classic Joke Thread" in number of posts?  

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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2009, 11:52:16 AM »
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2009, 11:53:48 AM »
Peg, that is hilarious!
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2009, 12:14:36 PM »
I hate the ones that are ahead of you in the checkout line at the grocery store, and act surprised when the clerk actually asks them for money.  Then they take 10 minutes to dig through their purse for their damn checkbook, and take another five minutes to make out the check.

Good grief, did you not realize you'd have to PAY for the shit you bought?  Next time try this, Princess, while the checker is ringing your shit out start filling out the check.  Fill out everything except the amount while you're waiting so you don't piss off the entire line of people behind you with your stupidity!!!




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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2009, 12:21:22 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on July 02, 2009, 12:14:36 PM
I hate the ones that are ahead of you in the checkout line at the grocery store, and act surprised when the clerk actually asks them for money.  Then they take 10 minutes to dig through their purse for their damn checkbook, and take another five minutes to make out the check.

Good grief, did you not realize you'd have to PAY for the shit you bought?  Next time try this, Princess, while the checker is ringing your shit out start filling out the check.  Fill out everything except the amount while you're waiting so you don't piss off the entire line of people behind you with your stupidity!!!


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Extension of rant:

Then they take two measly steps forward (just enough to keep you from moving all the way up in line) and spend the next five minutes putting the checkbook and receipt in the pocketbook, and rummaging around for keys and sunglasses and cell phone.....all in preparation of the trip home.........all while you angrily wait to move up so you can swipe your card and be on your way.

 >:(

That's when I hit 'em in the heels with the buggy.........  ;)
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2009, 01:17:02 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 02, 2009, 12:21:22 PM
Extension of rant:

Then they take two measly steps forward (just enough to keep you from moving all the way up in line) and spend the next five minutes putting the checkbook and receipt in the pocketbook, and rummaging around for keys and sunglasses and cell phone.....all in preparation of the trip home.........all while you angrily wait to move up so you can swipe your card and be on your way.

 >:(

That's when I hit 'em in the heels with the buggy.........  ;)




And even though we prove our 2-A worthiness every time we resist the urge to shoot one of them, the libs still are convinced that the streets will run red with blood if people are allowed to carry.   Go figure.
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2009, 01:20:25 PM »
 Why is it that when a woman stops to talk it is right in front of a door ?
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2009, 05:34:51 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2009, 01:20:25 PM
Why is it that when a woman stops to talk it is right in front of a door ?

Or right in the middle of a grocery store aisle.  And why do they leave their carts in the middle of the freaking aisle when they go into the next aisle to pick up an item?
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2009, 07:12:19 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2009, 01:20:25 PM
Why is it that when a woman stops to talk it is right in front of a door ?


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