Classic joke thread...

[Solus]

who do you think told it to me?   

You are blessed more than you deserve, TAB.   

[TAB]

I've been telling you guys, I really scored. 


Oh yeah, I'm in the dog house right now... wife got a ticket today in the stang, 65 in a 20 mph zone.  You know I was 60 miles away busting my butt installing a door, but it was still my fualt.

[tombogan03884]

Honey Moon is OVER 

[fightingquaker13]

Thanks for the car you asshole! Now I got a speeding ticket AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
FQ13 who is very happy being single

[Ranger Dave]

Four simple words for a happy marriage  "Yes Dear You're Right"

[Sponsor]

[ellis4538]

Works for me!

Richard

[Steyr M40A1]

The two rules of marriage are, She is always right, and when in doubt remember the first part.
Same thing goes for your stuff.

 

[TAB]

Its like my dad told me years ago.

If its got titts or tires, its going to cost you money.

One of the many wise things he told me gorwing up.

[tt11758]

And, he will provide the ammo and tips on what makes it shoot really sweet!  He'll also bring a few others along to enjoy at the same time 

Is that an invitation? 

[tt11758]

I've been telling you guys, I really scored. 


Oh yeah, I'm in the dog house right now... wife got a ticket today in the stang, 65 in a 20 mph zone.  You know I was 60 miles away busting my butt installing a door, but it was still my fualt.

Men are ALWAYS at fault, and we are ALWAYS wrong, simply because we have a penis.  And the bigger the penis, the wronger we are.



Which explains why I am SO wrong, SO often!!!