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ellis4538

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2920 on: May 20, 2010, 06:06:44 PM »
Sounds like profiling Tab!

JMHO

Richard

PS:  You are SOOOOOOOOOO right!

Again JMHO
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2921 on: May 20, 2010, 07:01:34 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on May 20, 2010, 05:48:46 PM

Men are ALWAYS at fault, and we are ALWAYS wrong, simply because we have a penis.  And the bigger the penis, the wronger we are.



Which explains why I am SO wrong, SO often!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D


I agree with the first part of your statement........BUT.......would need proof on the second part!       ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2922 on: May 20, 2010, 07:11:16 PM »
Quote from: red364 on May 20, 2010, 07:01:34 PM

I agree with the first part of your statement........BUT.......would need proof on the second part!       ;D

Flop 'em out on the table, boys, we got us a challenge!!!!     ;D  :o  ::)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2923 on: May 20, 2010, 08:02:16 PM »
She called you out on you stud field mouse ville.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2924 on: May 21, 2010, 06:14:18 AM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 20, 2010, 07:11:16 PM
Flop 'em out on the table, boys, we got us a challenge!!!!     ;D  :o  ::)

This is the biggest di*k I could bring to the table.    :P       ;D     :-*
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2925 on: Today at 06:52:05 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2925 on: May 21, 2010, 07:59:50 AM »
Quote from: Ranger Dave on May 20, 2010, 05:49:13 AM
Four simple words for a happy marriage  "Yes Dear You're Right" ;D ;D ;D

For variety,    "I'm sorry, Dear, you are right"

There is a second meaning there that might give you extra comfort.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2926 on: May 21, 2010, 08:23:27 AM »
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Its like my dad told me years ago.

If its got titts or tires, its going to cost you money.

One of the many wise things he told me gorwing up.

Tits, tires, wings or sails, it's cheaper and much less trouble to rent 'em.

Ahm jus' sayin'   (oh crap, Bunny's right over my shoulder, isn't she??? :P)

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2927 on: May 21, 2010, 08:48:51 AM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on May 21, 2010, 08:23:27 AM
Tits, tires, wings or sails, it's cheaper and much less trouble to rent 'em.

Ahm jus' sayin'   (oh crap, Bunny's right over my shoulder, isn't she??? :P)

Crusader

Sort of    "if you can ride it, it will cost ya?"
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2928 on: May 21, 2010, 11:30:27 AM »
Quote from: Solus on May 21, 2010, 08:48:51 AM
Sort of    "if you can ride it, it will cost ya?"

If "Bunny" saw that, CR can thank YOU for his concussion  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2929 on: May 22, 2010, 08:18:33 AM »
Marriage counsellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce. 'Tell me
something both of you have in common'. Husband after a long awkward
silence 'Well neither of us sucks cock'.
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