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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5640 on: August 07, 2023, 09:49:04 PM »
People were lined up in July to see some movie.

I called it a Summer Barbie Queue.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5641 on: August 13, 2023, 07:40:42 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5642 on: August 16, 2023, 07:27:46 PM »
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5643 on: August 16, 2023, 07:30:24 PM »
You can't go around cutting off man buns. Just tell these guys they look like a douche and punch them in the face.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5644 on: August 16, 2023, 07:32:46 PM »
F.O.R.D.
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Some have more miles vertically than horizontally. ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5645 on: Today at 10:58:01 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5645 on: August 19, 2023, 12:03:33 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5646 on: August 25, 2023, 04:12:13 PM »
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5647 on: August 27, 2023, 10:39:23 AM »


Miss Kitty asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.

I said, "No, but I've seen her catch Frisbee's."
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5648 on: August 27, 2023, 06:33:13 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5649 on: August 27, 2023, 06:43:29 PM »
Shouldn’t it say,”Beware of children”?
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