Classic joke thread...

[Jim Kennedy-ar154me]

That is fine. I can navigate.

[Solus]

The worst thing about the Thread Drift here is that it is so common and severe, you cannot ignore a thread you originally had no interest in...at any moment it might become a topic crucial to you.

[billt]

I LOVE the fact this forum is left alone with zero moderation. It's what makes it the best on the net.

[tombogan03884]

Does make finding things a little difficult though.
When you're looking for something on Glock triggers and have to remember it's in the thread about Margerita's.
Or vice versa.   

[ellis4538]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

 The devil smiles and replies,

"Since Obama took over,

the country's gone to hell,

so it's a local call."

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[santahog]

A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville, NC.
He tells the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the crap out of a flag-burning, cop-hating, Obama-loving protester."
The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."

[tt11758]

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age,' Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

[Bic]

[PegLeg45]

Ha!!!!