A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?”
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> > The guy replies, “Whiskey.”
> > The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
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> > The guy say, “168.”
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> > The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
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> > After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, he the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
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> > The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”
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> > The guy answers, “Whiskey.”
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> > The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
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> > The man replies, “100.”
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> > The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
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> > The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.
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> > He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
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> > The man replies, “Whiskey.”
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> > The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
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> > The man answers, “50.”
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> > The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . . . are . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?”
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