Infamous Hazarita

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HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following.

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice)

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.  

[texcaliber]

 
  
HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following.

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice)

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.  

Add the: DO NOT think you will be given a free pass for your drunken posts on DRTV, Pincus will reek havoc (if a Moderator) for your lack of Moderation & for being a "light weight-girlie man" with immediate Thread Locks.  

[PegLeg45]

 
  
HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following.

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice)

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.  

Just don't eat salad or you'll be doing an impersonation of a salad shooter the next morning, I'll bet.