That's just because like the old joke says "With one of 'these' I can get all of 'those' I want!"
That reminds me, does anyone remember a cowboy movie where, I think it was Bruce Dern said " if they didn't have "one of those" there'd be a bounty on them"?
Back on topic;
"If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"
Well, those two, and your's Haz, should be enough to keep us in the dog house for the rest of the week.
Art