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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 05:15:03 PM »
#34. Hey, I only got one magazine full of ammo.
#35. I don't eat fried food.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 06:09:35 PM »
# 36.  Have you read the new issue of New Yorker?
# 37.  Do these overalls make my a$$ look fat?
# 38.  Who is Bill Dance?

I just love perpetuating a stereotype.   ;D

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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 08:54:54 PM »
#39  That sure is a nice Armani Suit you have.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 09:08:21 PM »
#40. Primer and Bondo are not car colors.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 01:32:53 AM »
41. Oh I just couldn't, she's my cousin.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2008, 02:50:33 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on August 22, 2008, 01:32:53 AM
41. Oh I just couldn't, she's my cousin.

Heck, even FDR couldn't say that, and Elanor was NO Daisy Duke. ;D
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2008, 10:25:54 AM »
#42    You can have my BUD .
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2008, 02:33:15 PM »
You know it had to have been a redneck that invented the 'toothbrush'.
Anyone else would have named it a 'teethbrush'.

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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 11:53:34 AM »
43. Pardon me, Sir. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
44. We'll be having Champagne with the caviar and pate`.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 01:04:27 PM »
45.  All of my money is invested in Microsoft.
46.  I have no need for a pickup truck.
47.  Honey, does this tie go with this suit?
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